bridesmaid to a waiter: what a beautiful wedding! what a beautiful wedding! and, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore.
bride: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Spirited Away (Miyazaki Hayao, 2001) / The Grand Budapest Hotel (Wes Anderson, 2014)
Bring that sweet ass over here.
Shark guns by Christopher Schulz
I have a message for Germany. That you are all going to die. And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew that is going to do it.
The outer parapet came up to her chin, but along the inner edge of the walk was nothing, nothing but a long plunge to the bailey seventy or eighty feet below. All it would take was a shove, she told herself. He was standing right there, right there, smirking at her with those fat wormlips. You could do it, she told herself. You could. Do it right now.
Sansa should have just dropped that inbred motherfucker right then